embarrass yourself and get 10% off.
*choking back tears* wanna fight
relationship status: im dating a video game
"what classes are you taking this semester"
g Rod “hing RodCopper Fishin
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
when ur best friend is sad