pokefan211:

embarrass yourself and get 10% off.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

ssv-normandy:

relationship status: im dating a video game

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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lilduu:

g Rod “hing RodCopper FishinFor fishing.

lilduu:

g Rod “hing RodCopper Fishin
For fishing.

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

(Source: katato)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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heavywoodenbox:

"you shall be the hero!"

heavywoodenbox:

"you shall be the hero!"